If your an underground conisor you probably live in a shitty apt. in a run down part of town, have a dirty refrigerator full of forgotten hip hop artist stickers on it with nothing, but condiments in it and your daily eating regimen consist of lunch and dinner (because we don't wake up until 4 in the evening to qualify for breakfast or even lunch), at any of the fine fast food chains that offer a life saving dollar menu's.
If your the neo-soul middle ground, grown and sexy type, you probably don't eat meat, go to vegan soul food restaurants that play nothing but Dwele and Jill Scott and serve $13 - $20 organic appetizers, where they also charge for tap water.
If your into gangster rap, the underground regime probably pertains to you as well.
And If your in to Club/Pop Rap you are probably eating the best and the worst foods available,
when your tryna get laid you take the ladies out to a fine dining restaurant where you order a choice ribeye steak with mashed potatoes, because thats the only thing you've ever tryed on the menu and your not into change. After the club you'll go back to your normal everyday uncivilized ways of burrito trucks, bacon wrapped hot dogs aka street meat made on a genius shopping cart grill contraption of some sort and last but not least the all time favorite stereotypical mainstream hip hop meal, MICKEY D'S...
I decided that it would be a good thing to list down some hip hop heavy weights favorite foods, so here they go...

PLUS...


AND

DEFINITE NO NO...

BUT SHE ONLY EAT...

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!


WITH A

ON THE SIDE!
WE EAT SO MANY...

PASS THE PEAS LIKE THEY USED TO SAY AND COME AND GET YOUR...

"HOOK ME UP WIT 2

AND A"

WHY DO THEY ONLY COME IN ONE SIZE???

2 IN THE MORNIN' GOT THE...

"SHE WANT...

I'M TALKING..."

"ONE DAY WHEN I WAS CHILLIN' IN

JUST MINDIN' MY BUSINESS, EATIN' FOOD AND FINGER LICKIN'
THIS DUDE WALKED IN LOOKIN' STRANGE AND KIND OF FUNNY
WENT UP TO THE FRONT WITH A MENU AND HIS MONEY
HE DIDN'T WALK STRAIGHT, KIND OF SIDE TO SIDE
HE ASKED THIS OLD LADY, "YO, YO, UM...IS THIS

?"
THE LADY SAID "YEAH", SMILED AND HE SMILED BACK
HE GAVE A QUARTER AND HIS ORDER,

AND

YOU BE ILLIN'!!!
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