I never gave in to spandex jeans. Skinny guys or fat guys in jeans that hug your butt because you feel like you should be dancing on a pole and bending over trying to show off your gay ass never made any sense. Maybe it's a contest to see who can have the most skin-tight jeans. Just like sneakerheads try to one-up each other with nikes, the spandex jean craze contest has gotten out of control.
Hipsters have to compete with girls who usually wear the most skin-tight jeans, but now these guys have to try and compete so it has gotten to this point. Where now guys have to try and tuck their nuts into their ass, and some even hold them back if their dick is big enough by inserting their shaft into their own ass.
Better than rave pants? Not really. It's going to take a few years, but this shit is gonna make most look dumb. I know there are variations to the level of constriction that these bondage pants provide. Some don't look as bad as above. But rave pants or hammer pants are looking pretty good. To each his own.
Can't wear briefs. "Wear boxers so my dick can breathe" and can't understand spandex jeans.
1 comment:
This is some funny shit. I would say I agree but I don't because these are the kinds of dudes I chill with. But enough is enough - there's a limit. Medium level of tightness is acceptable, but stick tight with anorexic hips does not equal ok.
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